What is Green Apple Bandits?
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An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea
Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."
Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"
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Random Words:
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A specific instance of "mailing it in," in which someone mails it very obviously and is extremely lazy.
That dude is lazy as ..