What is Green Apple Bandits?
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An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea
Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."
Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"
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Being really sad. Or having someone you thought was the one, cut your heart out and shit in the empty cavity left behind and cackle at ..