Green Balls Edit Meaning

1.

When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'

"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."

See blue balls, weed, pot, dank, marijuana

2.

the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.

i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh

See blue balls, game killer, hook up, envy, jealousy

3.

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.

"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."

See blue balls, straight, balls, awkward, posty