Green Beard

What is Green Beard?


1.

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"

Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd


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