What is Green Freckles?
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While laying back and receiving a blow job, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. Works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
I had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk - perfect timing to give her green freckles.
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