What is Green Friend?
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Basically a stranger who wears green shirts on occasion. Usually very athletic and friendly. Green Friend's enjoy eating tomatoes, hanging out near newstands, and being awkward. Once acquainted with a Green Friend, you may find it impossible to stop creating wild, drawn out scenarios of future interactions with them in your mind
girl 1: Hey, did Green Friend email you today?
girl 2: Yeah, he did
girl 1: Hahhahahah, he must be in love with you!
girl 2: No, no he is not.
girl 1: Yeah right, you are practically married to him already.
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