Green Friend

What is Green Friend?


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Basically a stranger who wears green shirts on occasion. Usually very athletic and friendly. Green Friend's enjoy eating tomatoes, hanging out near newstands, and being awkward. Once acquainted with a Green Friend, you may find it impossible to stop creating wild, drawn out scenarios of future interactions with them in your mind

girl 1: Hey, did Green Friend email you today?

girl 2: Yeah, he did

girl 1: Hahhahahah, he must be in love with you!

girl 2: No, no he is not.

girl 1: Yeah right, you are practically married to him already.

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