Green Giant Edit Meaning

1.

a slang term for marijuana

hey you got any green giant?

Marlow was only able to survive the horrors in the jungle of the congo due to the abundance of the green giant

See weed, doobie, pot, dope, buddha

2.

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...

See green, giant, tancred, charlie, nico, edmund, berlin, joke, poor, rubbish, boring, unfunny

3.

A large green or otherwise discolored bowel movement resulting from the consumption of heavily-dyed foods; such as cake frosting or some candies.

"Damn that cake was good!"

"Yeah, but the dark frosting is gonna give me a green giant."

See turd, poop, green, giant, shit, dump

4.

When a guy paints his insanely long dick green and fucks a girl up the ass

I just gave that chick a green giant

See green, giant, nigga, cock, cock meat sandwich

5.

a girl who has her pussylicked out with sweetcorn in it

this bitch is a green giant!

See skin