Green Ketchup

What is Green Ketchup?


1.

A fucking awful idea that really puts you off your bacon sarnie. DON'T give into the label, it really is like eating snot.

Hey ma, don't go all green ketchup on me.. how can i eat me fud?

2.

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.

Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?

Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook

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