Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

Green Masturbation will save the world! :D

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Moondays

1. Something people occasionally get a case of on the first day of the modern work week. Add extra "oooo's" as necessary. ..

Tattooed

1. Getting your lights punched out. He went down to the mosh pit and got tattooed by the head bangers...

Ass Mooching

1. Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is some..

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