Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

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Ypsilanti Plume

1. Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest. Hey honey, ..

Bewholme

1. SHITHOLE with minimal resources. It's inhabitants include yeti's, dole scum and Pedo's. Sometimes the occasional brown no..

Consulate

1. A prize for the runner up in a game to make them feel better for not winning anything. You were a loser on the Price is Right so here i..

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