Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

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Syn

1. Originally a packet used in TCP/IP to establish a connection, it is now commonly used as an "Are you there?" request to anothe..

Gyre

1. 1. To go round and round like a gyroscope 1. She's going to gyre in the ballet...

Kind

1. 1. To be nice 2. Home grown or very good marijuana 3. A person who likes to get high and typically has very good marijuana. (2)I&apos..

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