Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

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Zen Master

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Polishing The Wood

1. A Euphemism for masturbation guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it See ma..

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