Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

Green Masturbation will save the world! :D

See masturbation, sex, green, global warming, porn

Nudie

1. A male nudist, especially at a nude beach, clothing optional hot springs, etcetera. Hey look, that nudie has got a woody! See nude, na..

Hitler Junior

1. An adolescent exibiting radicaly conservitve ideals. Often in relation to issues of special education, welfare, and race relations. A la..

Upping

1. To have sex with someone or another discreet name for sex "Who have you been upping lately" Adj. "Ha man just upped thi..

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