Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

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Mindrightedness

1. A deliberate mental state in which you to submit to authority instead of making a smartass comment. A couple of weeks in the hole will ..

Hillbigger

1. A person who has attempted to mask their overt hillbilly roots by adopting a wigger persona, resulting in an unsavory hybrid of the two ..

49th Parallel

1. Slang reference for the border between the United Statesand Canada. The 49th parallel of latitude does make up the western third of the..

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