Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

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Etricz

1. Denotes the distance a person of the opposite sex puts forth as a sign of their lack of interest in one's pursuit of them. Homie t..

Kenward

1. A word used to describe an intolerable male of moderately tall height with disgusting habits which include wearing fishnets and eating b..

Frozen Mike

1. When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in dia..

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