Green Masturbation

What is Green Masturbation?

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

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Portable

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Zarflax

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Ubershank

1. ultimate level of "shankage" have you done ubershankage lately? See samer..

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