What is Green Monster?
1.
The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".
It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
2.
The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....
Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww
Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....
Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons
"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."
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3.
The Green Monster is the famous/infamous wall in left field of
The Green Monster is appropriately named at 37 feet or 11 meters high with its coat of green paint. The wall can be a make-or-break for entire games and even seasons due to the funny way balls bounce off of it and how left fielders play the bounce. Sox left fielders from Carl Yastrzemski to present-day player Manny Ramirez have learned how to play balls off the Monster and have therefore converted some amazing plays.
The view from the seats on top of the Green Monster was amazing but the best part of all was all the balls that were hit up there during batting practice, by the end of it there's about a ball per person up there.
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4.
A fancy word for jealousy.
Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
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5.
Slang for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) . Anything that oozes out of your penis or vagina after an encounter with a person of questionable past relationships.
"I had sex with that girl from the bar last night"
"Hey man you might want to check for the green monster. Remember that girl Stacy?"
"O dear god, My penis is going to fall off."
Be safe Wear a condom
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6.
a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately
on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.
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7.
a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup
Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!
