Green Poo

What is Green Poo?


1.

Green Poo (n) or Green Shit

1. The type of shit you do after a very heavy night out on the town. Can be a light brown to other stronger shades of green.

2. The type of shit that accompanies a night of drinking Rolling Rock.

Hey man, look at my shit! Green poo! Check that shit out! It's like a fucking Republic of Ireland football jersey!

See poo, rolling rock, todger, willy, unt, george michael

2.

Green poo: An excellent excuse for not going to work/school/friend or girlfriends house cos you really REALLY CBA!

Where the excuse of 'been sick' or 'got a cold' has worn so thin, green poo is such a strange excuse it wouldn't be questioned!

Worker: "I can't come in today, I'm sick."

Boss: "Oh really? and what is it this time? another cold?"

Worker: "No, I'm freaked out! I'm going to have to go to the hospital! I had a green poo!!"

Boss: "..... woah... really?!"

See green, poo, excuse, sick, work, boss


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