Green Van Massacre

What is Green Van Massacre?


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The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.

Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.

"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.

As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."

Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?

Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.

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