What is Green Weenie?
1.
It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.
Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.
Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!
Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
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2.
To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!
"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"
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3.
figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.
Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."
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