What is Greenfield?
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A field that is most likely green. And is one of the sketchiest locations known to man, woman, boy, girl, and home to every crackhead, punk-like druggie, old person, random group of kids that stand in a circle on a street corner staring anybody who looks normal passing by, dirty fat guys that sit on benches and tell every female that they smell good and he would love to show her a good time, pedefiles, necrophiliacs, pedephiliacs, serial killers ( no doubt down to middle school age), the combinations of everything above, and of course the charming small town look that attracts innocent vulnerable rich kids from nearby boarding schools. And everyone that lives here knows this.
"We went to Greenfield on Saturday because we were board, and found a little girl making out with a balding man on the DDR machine in the arcade."
"The old television program 'Scariest places on Earth' almost showed the season finale in Greenfield, but changed it to Neverland Ranch after realizing the extreme danger held in the small town."
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Greenfield is a small town in Indiana, east of Indianapolis. Filled with farmers and people trying to think theyre black, when they hate black people. Dont ever live here....trust me
"Yo, G. Why dat N***** here? Damn, lets go rob some corn in that field next to the Greenfield Bank."
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A small suburb of Indianapolis, famous for James Whitcomb Riley, Jaycie Phelps (Olympian) and Corn. Made up of mostly farmers, Super Walmart and white kids.
"Who's down for hitting up Indy? Greenfield sucks."
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one who tends to be sexually attracted to large football players ((but secretly feels the need to express herself sexually with shrubbery, especially pine trees))
person one: " woah shes such a greenfield"
person two: "yeah, i saw her in the back yard yesterday, she liked our new landscaping"
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