Greenpeace Edit Meaning

1.

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.

50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.

See communazi, hippy, protest, anarchy, environment

2.

The left-wing equivalent of the Daily Mail. Despite their occasionally making a valid point, you have to wade through a mountain of bullshit, scientific illiteracy, alarmism, and extremist lies to find it.

"Despite the fact that nuclear power allows France to have the cleanest air in the world, we at Greenpeace are against it anyway beacuse... well isn't it to do with bombs or missiles or something?"

See hippie, green, environment, pollution, nuclear

3.

Greenpeace is a non-profit organization that is made up of strong dedicated members. Greenpeace is helping to end whaling, stop nuclear testing, protect Antarctica, stop the clear-cutting of ancient forests, protect the oceans, and so much more. Today, they are over 2.8 million members strong, and are continuing to grow. They achieve all of this in a non-violent, peaceful manner and for this are respected worldwide. And for the people who believe that greenpeace is just a bunch a treehuggers; think again. We're just normal people who manage to think beyond our own selves, and give back to the world. Greenpeace has helped out our planet when it is in need numerous times, and is continuing to do so.

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See greenpeace, whaling

4.

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.

'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*

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It is alarming how Greenpeace manipulates the (FILL IN DISAPPROVING ADJECTIVE HERE) population. For example, criticisms include (FILL IN A COUPLE OF DISTURBING FACTS HERE.)

See fill, in, 5, tags, here

6.

Organisation who believe in the conservation of the earth and all living organic matter in it. Campaigners for animal rights, largely attempt in swaying governments. However ignorant governments usually don't listen.

greenpeace: stop pollution of sea's

government: *dump oil*

7.

Greenpeace is an independently funded organization that works to protect the environment. We challenge government and industry to halt harmful practices by negotiating solutions, conducting scientific research, introducing clean alternatives, carrying out peaceful acts of civil disobedience and educating and engaging the public.

Greenpeace seeks to:

Protect biodiversity in all its forms;

Prevent pollution of the earth’s oceans, land, air and fresh water;

End all nuclear threats;

Promote peace, global disarmament and non-violence.

Greenpeace will sue us if we keep dumping our toxic waste to the river ¬¬

See world peace, common sense, toxic, waste, harm, earth