Greenwich Mean Time

What is Greenwich Mean Time?


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Time created by four scientists who plot at that observatory in Greenwich, and they’re all kinda like “The Old Gits” offa Harry Enfield, all running around rubbing their hands together. They’re so mean, they think…Hmm, what can we do to really piss people off? I know, we’ll change time! Yes! Twice a year. In the summer, we’ll put all the clocks forward! That’ll really fuck things up! People’ll arrive late for meetings and work! And trains’ll be delayed, ‘cause the drivers’ll forget

t’get up. Ha ha what fun! And ‘cause we’re mean, we’ll give them an extra hour! And they’ll all get up an hour early! And realise they could of had another hours kip! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa haaaaa haaa haaa haaa!

Those guys at Greenwich are so mean.


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