Greetard

What is Greetard?


1.

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

2.

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

See walmart, retard, shit, employee


72

Random Words:

1. A weaker version of the word fucking. Used when fucking is not necessary. Also used when you wish to diversify your vocabulary and not..
1. Chest hair that pokes up out of the top of your shirt. Shaun: That shirt looks pretty cool. Joe: Yeah thanks I like it. Luke: Hahaha,..
1. Ghey indietrend that involves wearing cloth around your neck much like a bib. "Eeeww!! Why do these people insist on wearing table..