What is Grenade?
1.
The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"
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2.
The ugliest girl in a group of girls that are out. Her friends will not even think of leaving her unless they know she is getting action herself. Therefore, someone in your group of friends sacrifies himself by hooking up with the grenade in order for the rest to have a chance of having sex with the hot girls. More often than not, the grenade jumper gets laid and the rest end up jacking off.
It is good and honorable to jump on the grenade in order to save the platoon. Plus, you will probably get laid while the rest will not.
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3.
an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.
You owe me dude, i jumped on teh grenade last time!!!
4.
a fat, butt-ugly bitch found hanging out with hot chicks in a bar and if this monster doesn't get some dick, none of her hot friends do, either
Okay, Joe, you see that group of girls over there? It's your turn to fall on the grenade.
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5.
a fugly she-beast who likes to
By your
wingman a beer cuz he willfall on the grenade for you!
6.
A compact device usually filled with peices of metal (called Shrapnel, they explode outward and cut up anything that gets in their way) with gunpowder and fuse. Pulling the pin will result in the grenades explosion within 3 to 5 seconds depending on the fuse length. Most deadly against ground infantry. Also comes in Anti-tank (known as a Sticky Bomb) variety
The pineapple grenade is a very common grenade, used by most countries.
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7.
An ugly girl of the hot friend. Usually has some unsightly repulsive characteristic such as a large nose, forehead or just plain unnatractive looks.
Gets ignored when out. Has her own male friends hitting on the hotter girl in front of her eyes and behind her back.
Grenades usually end up nowhere in life due to their unnatractive physical characteristics and lack of common sense.
That poor grenade came back to get revenge.
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