Grendel Edit Meaning

1.

A large beast from the epic poem Beowolf. Hates music, light, and having its arm chopped off.

Grendel terrorized an entire fortress until the hero Beowolf slew it.

2.

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.

2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!

3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

See beowulf, monster, eats, moustache, jabba

3.

An antagonist from the epic poem Beowulf, recently rendered in movie-form as a somehow sympathetic foil character resembling, as quoted on IMDB by some guy; "A decomposing, half-reptilian Joseph Merrick on crack". He has awful neighbours, a bad case of swimmer's ear, speaks in bastardized Old English, and suffers a fatal dismembering by some naked drunken man nobody was paying attention to. Easily the only thought-provoking character in that entire film, if you weren't busy being hypnotized by Angelina's nippleless mind destroyers.

"Guess Grendel doesn't care for miss Menzel's singing, poor ol' cad."

See grendel, beowulf, epic, poem, old english

4.

A large roommate who enjoys sleeping on the floor, eating chocolate and killing innocent passers-by. Can be found in dark spaces lurking for you to get home.

Oh shit! Grendel's hungry!

See beowulf, roommates, chocolate, grundel, large

5.

N. The area of skin between your anal pore and Ballsack.

Dude I need to wash my balls more, thier making my Grendel itch like hell.

6.

a vaginal seeking son of a bitch

Hillary Clinton: "That Grendel ate my 'lunch'"

See beowulf, okayyyy

7.

1. A giant beast that lives in a lake with his mother in the epic poem Beowulf 2. A giant beast that lives in the pants of a male human (if you catch my drift)

Go suck on a grendel!

Dude, he has a nine inch grendel.

See cock, dick, schlong, monster