What is Gress?
1.
A female nigger. Contracted form of "negress."
Look at the size of the lips on that butt-ugly gress.
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2.
A totally random, yet mildy amusing entity. (ref: Pete Gress)
'So does anyone have any questions before we begin?'
(pause)
'Good, 'cause I probably wouldn't be able to answer them'
-gress the tour guide
3.
New term used to describe stagnance. Lack of movement forward or backward. Term can also be used to express melancholy.
Origin:
The illustrious Thad Senti once posed a question to a colleague - "If progress is moving forward, and regress is moving backwards, what is "gress"? Roy Pereira answered - Stability, no movement, as in 'How are you doing?', reply - 'Just gressing'.
"Your performance has really gressed this year" (performance has neither improved nor gotten worse)
"During the course of this meal, I have noticed that that rock climber has been gressing" (Whilst eating this scrumptious meal the rock climber has neglected to move).
"I must say that I believe your defibulator is broken, as the patient's condition has gressed despite the constant shocks you have been administering" (the patient is dead, please stop shocking him/her).
"How are you doing?" "Gressing, how 'bout you?"
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4.
To Gress is a term used in the Dirty South that means to be under the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA). aka "Gressors", "Gress pills".
"Dawg Im so gressed I feel so good"
"Hey cuz you know where any gression is at?"
"You know where to get some gression"
"Ced while your in the trap I need some gressors"
