What is Gretchen?
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An amazing girl but most have not discovered her yet. She is funny, smart, usually blonde, sexy, loves God and jesus, hangs out with tons of guys and loves to watch scary movies at home with her boyfriend, and enjoys music tremendously, she also is amazingly beautiful!!!!
Do you see that Gretchen over there? Dang she is amazing!
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2.
very hot girl, usually a fine ass. innocent looking, but a total FREAK in the bed. also means stripper
"dude, did you see that fine Gretchen? man i wanna ride her all night long."
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3.
Smart, funny, dorky person that happens to be ML's best buddie forever!!! She loves ice cream at 10 at night and will eat ramen noddles at 3 in the morning.
OMG Gretchen I love Ramen Noodles,,,, especially chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEah yyeah Yeah
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4.
An aggressive way of strechin'
"Man I was GRETCHEN at the gym today!"
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5.
1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.
Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."
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Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...
She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!
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An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?
"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"
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