What is Gretelese?
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The intenese
Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!
Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.
Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.
Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!
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A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.
Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!&qu..