What is Greystanes?
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Pronounciation "Grr-aye-stanes"
The suburb of Greystanes is situated between
Greystanes was founded by lonely maltese old people like the guy across the road from me. The tend to play their music as loud as they can to drive away nearby families. During the later stages of their life they will work on modifying old crappy cars and trying to make them look better to sell them. however the plastic "spinners" on the wheels make the car look gay.
Every year the maltese join together to celebrate the invasion of the land from the westies at OLPQ church.
Since the maltese invaded westies or "bogans" have been pushed into the corners of greystanes, particularly around montique street and runyon avenue. The Bogans can be distinguished by their VP Commodores or VS utes, Wife beater blue singlets and the regular playing of AC /DC.
in the center of the bogan district is Greystanes inn or as the locals call it "the GI"
The Bogan furnishes his house with nearby objects, Beer cases, milk crates and any other objects found during council cleanup
When travelling through greystanes a slight moaning sound can be heard, much like the begining of AC/DC's Thunderstuck
This is caused when the bogan either has his last beer or his miss's isnt putting out.
Many other cultures reside in sydney i mean greystanes but they are illigal immigrants from the middle east.
"<i> Hey bazzer wanna hit the GI for a coldie"
"Sorry mate, me utes gearbox's gone</i>"
"<i> Look what i picked up for me vs ute, cold air intake... score!!!! </i>
<i> Narrr, i think i know what im talking about</i>
"<i> greystanes is boring </i>"
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