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What Ariel H. always calls me when I piss her off
*I pull her weave*
Ariel H: Leave me alone you ugly ass motherfucker!..
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A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.
- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no on..
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When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.
my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"
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