Grinding The Turtle

What is Grinding The Turtle?


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When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.

I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!

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