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An excuse for guys to wear tight pants... That's hot.
"Oh no, my pants are so tight that it hurts... I'm gonna go cry no..
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A woman paired up with a man (or visa versa) that is clearly more attractive than her counterpart. These mismatched pairs typically do n..
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which y..