What is Groat?
1.
Verb. To finger a lady's
Groated-past tense.
guy 1 - Last night i groated this girl so hard she yelled for her mother. Then after the groating we moved to oral. It was fucking amazing.
guy 2 - Ya I am going to pick up a chick and bring her home, then groat her hard. All for just a one-night-stand.
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2.
to put a finger up a vagina
girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good
girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u
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3.
(archaic) An English four pence coin. (No longer in use or circulation). Modern usage to descibe the £1 coin, or where applicable, a single Euro.
Lend me a Groat or two till Friday... I'm
skint .
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4.
Female chin whiskers.
I saw my wife with some tweezers pulling out groats from her chin.
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5.
the growth on the elbow which you keep picking at until eventuallt the growth comes off. but what you dont realise is that it grows back.
but stronger and more stealthy than last time. and you pick it off again until it consumes you.
its a great way to spend an afternoon.
id love to do something today but i gotta groat
i cant come into work, ive been groated
for the love of groat