Grocery Getters

What is Grocery Getters?

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.

kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.

See groceries, gas guzzler, unamerican, mollhagen, fat, ugly, disgusting, escalade, pollution, wasteful, haggard

Nasty-wet Towtruck

1. having anal sex in an old towtruck in a rain storm baby lets do a nasty-wet towtruck next time your in town! See towtruck, nasty, wet,..

Queened

1. the act of a girl sitting on your face. last night my girlfriend queened me. See baugh 1. the act of a girl sitting on your face. l..

Jawad

1. A person who watches child porn and tries to make his schlong longer by wanking in a pontiac. He's PULLING A JAWAD RUN!!!11!111 2..

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