Grocery Getters

What is Grocery Getters?

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.

kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.

See groceries, gas guzzler, unamerican, mollhagen, fat, ugly, disgusting, escalade, pollution, wasteful, haggard

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