Grocery Shopping Edit Meaning

1.

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.

My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.

See dichotomy, logic, food

2.

When one either doesn't have the money to buy food or the grocery store is closed, they go to a friend or relative's house and raid their pantry or refrigerator.

We were going to make tacos on Sunday, but we were out of lettuce and shredded cheese and the store was closed, so mom told us to go grocery shopping at grandma's house.

See food, raid, borrow, grocery

3.

Any vacationto an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.

Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.

See excuse, vacation, holiday, unwind, resting

4.

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

See Mike D.