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a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery
You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler..
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The awesomeness of Bobby.
Here comes Bobby'sawesomeness in a red cape.
See here, in, red, cape..
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Any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
Any guy..