What is Grock?
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understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.
(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.
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Alternate spelling of
To thoroughly understand something through the metaphorical process of drinking it in.
"I've taken calculus four times, and I still don't grock it."
"If you really groked a Stranger in a Strange Land, you wouldn't spell it 'grock'"
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Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."
nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?
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An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.
I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.
Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"
Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.
Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
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A Grock is a chinese Glock.
Cho Seng Hui had a grock.
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A somewhat rare nickname for one who is named "Grace."
1. Grock!!! Thanks for coming to my graduation!
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A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.
That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.
