What is Grodack?
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The space between a man's testicles and anus. This part smells horrible, is a waste of good human realty, and often contains the "goat beard". It has no use other than to take up space where something better may have gone. It is named after a Captain in the armed forces who was of the same sort of use to his surroundings, his peers, and his subordinates.
"Oh, my god... You kicked me right in the Grodack!"
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