What is Groder?
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A generic name for any person who is of the white trash/thug/inbred genus. Standard accoutrements include but are not limited to gaudy chains, wife beaters, garishly baggy pants/shorts, Lugz, visors, and various other urban brands such as Ecko or FUBU. Often seen in camaros or over-accessorized japanese cars. Almost always seen smoking "cigs" or at least smells as though one has been bathing in cigarette smoke. As far as other bathing is concerned, the groder is lacking. Disgusting facial hair such as the molestache, crustache, or White Trash Stache are commonplace and seemingly required. "Dood, Toight, Sooo Wasted," and "Cigs" are standard vocabulary. Can be spotted at malls, 2 Fast 2 Furious movie premiers, and in Sonic parking lots. Music choices involve one of two genres. They enjoy bad popular rap such as 50 Cent and Eminem or nu-metal in the vein of linkin park and slipknot.
"Have you seen the grodeo they have at Sonic's Drive Thru on the weekend? It is full of groders smoking cigarettes and listening to shitty music. Groders are the product of genetic mutation between
White Trash and Wiggers."
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Chapins white trash poulation who for the most part smell worse then a locker room after practice and you can at anytime scrape your name on there for head with you fingernail in the dirt and oil build up
Look at that groder sittin on the bench damn that will take a while to sanatize
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One who doesen't care much for personal hygiene or personal appearance and is not visually appealing
Look at that groder over there, he's wearing a nasty beer stained wife beater and he has a very long mullet.
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