What is Grof?
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An internet shorthand for "Get Real or Fry."
It is used to bring someone who has lost a grasp on reality and are setting off on an unreal tangent that is not possible to fulfill in their lifetime.
Man 1: Kelly is fairly attractive.
Man 2: She is totally out of your league.
Man 1: I don't think she is. I intend to marry her.
Man 2: GROF, dude.
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2.
The sound a Chav makes when hit in the face.
Chav : Yer Mar
You : *smack*
Chav : Grof!
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