What is Groff?
1.
verb.
1. The act of unconsciously ejaculating during daylight hours.
2. To suffer a
Aw, shit! I took a nap after class and I totally groffed myself.
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2.
Queer bag who attends social events without receiving proper notification. While attending these social events this queer bag thinks of himself as the life of the party while taking on large amounts of verbal abuse. When a "groff" latches on with a group, it is nearly impossible to shake them from it.
"Awww shit.... that fuckin' groff just showed up"
"What the fuck is groff doing here?"
"Who told groff about the party?"
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3.
An obvious flub or mistake in the world of percussion
Guy 1: Yo, did you see how bad Pedro played last night? He really groffed up the 4 count drum fill!
Guy 2: You're full of crap, Jeff.
4.
Someone who cannot spell correctly or say the word "peculiar". May be, perhaps, legally retarded and drives around in and Oldsmobile.
Man, Chris is such a freakin' groff
5.
A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."
*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*
Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.
6.
v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.
v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.
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7.
An internet radio talk show host that could beat up Imus and Limbaugh in a sickening display of verbal machismo.
The Michael Groff Show rocked tonight!
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