What is Grogan?
1.
1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)
2.
A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
3.
Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."
Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.
4.
A particularly large, stanky turd.
Man, I got a mouthfull of that grogan!
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5.
It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in
"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"
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6.
A turd that will not flush, no matter how many times you earnestly try. Also can be somebody's last name - this is always amusing.
Clint: Did you drop the Cosby kids at the pool?
Hank: Nah man. Some filthy bastard left a grogan.
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7.
it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off
oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday
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