What is Groink?
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This is not a word. Don't use it.
John knew that "groink" wasn't a real word, and encouraged others to avoid using it in any way.
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2.
Verbalized sexual euphemism, reffering to the genital part of which it sounds similar to.
John Marwin likes to Groink young BEARs.
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An exclamation to use when you're writing an English paper during the end of your Junior year and you've run out ideas because..