What is Gromit?
1.
Grom or Gromit.....A young up and comer in the surf, sk8, snow boarding ext.munity..I'm 30 and I am way Grommy
Ah he's still a lil grom gromit..He's got a lot to learn
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2.
The dog from "Wallace and Gromit".
He never speaks...but his actions are priceless.
How i marvel when he slaps his head in dismay, whenever Wallace messes it up.
haha.
Wallace:"Cheeeeese Gromit"
Wallace:"I'm just crackers about cheeeese Gromit"
Wallace:"Aww Gromit..."
(all quoted from my memory of the Wallace and Gromit films)
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3.
Someone who is in the youngest grade at their school, or somebody who is thirteen or younger. Often LGs or LBs.
"Those gromits think they're so good."
"Gromits are so fucking annoying."
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4.
A, usually unpopular, Teenager who trys to be '
Gromits often will try to dress as if they are trying to be 'unique' but end up looking like twats, will listen to 'screamo' rock music that they do not even like and cut themselves and/or act depressed to try and fit in with the more popular rock scene.
They, for some unkown reason, believe this is how to fit in.
They are wrong
Horribly
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A gromit band:
A band that calls themself hardcore/rock
But are shit
i.e. My Chemical Romance
Gromit: "Hey cool people with awesome hair and skinny jeans, may I hang out with you? I even cut myself and wore my converses especially"
Cool people: "No, you're a gromit who wants to be us, go kill yourself"
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5.
When a person rolls up a magazine to guide vomit through his/her legs while sitting on the toilet.
Aidan had to gromit when he needed to throw up while taking a shit.
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6.
A girl who is both 'Grim' and 'On it'. Grim in the sense of shes probably not had a shower for a few months, nor has she any physical attributes in any way appealing. 'On it' in the sense of her being fucking gagging to shag you.
You: "Krystal was bare tryin to gwan me last night"
Your Bredrin: "yeh shes a fukin gromit"
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7.
A cross between a dork, a mallrat, a hippie, and a rocker. Gromits hang out at the mall or in parking lots. They are known to wear:
Dr. Suess hats
Marilyn Manson or Korn shirts
Jnco jeans
Wallet chains of hemp rope with beads in 'em
Gromits are almost always white. They listen to ICP and Staind. Gromits are by definition teenage boys in the most awkward phase of growth of their lives. But there are female gromits. They usually have acne.
Dude, shut up I remember when you were a trenchcoat wearing gromit at the mall.
It was to her eternal shame that she lost her virginity to a townie gromit one drunken night when she was fifteen.
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