What is Gromph?
1.
A hug tackle. Very similar to
Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that
Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"
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2.
Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.
wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.
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Random Words:
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Self confessed laziness
You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from..