Gronch

What is Gronch?


1.

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

See keystoned

2.

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

3.

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

See crush, mangle, squash, graunch


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