Groober Edit Meaning

1. a person (typically male) who is skilled in masturbating without being noticed by those around him. term coined from SRK The jack ninja..

1. As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. ..

1. (Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*. *Elitist would actually enjoy this. See Kung-Fu Jesus..