Groom The Dog

What is Groom The Dog?

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.

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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious Vand grooms his dog so well."

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See groom, dog, crotch, trimming

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