What is Groot?
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1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.
2. Also used in much th same way as
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot
2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
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having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina
lets groot
he's a grooter
3.
To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
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when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.
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One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.
"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?&quo..
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The complete and utter lack of feeling you have for people/places/events from your past.
"Going to your high school reunion?"..
