Groot

What is Groot?

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twatas an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

See swanny, bellend, twat, cunt, wanker, spluh

having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina

lets groot

he's a grooter

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

See agog, nutcase, really, fucking, happy

Fistero

1. A man who is fond of being fistfucked. Yo no voy a Hot. Solo hay fisteros I don't go to Hot. Only fisteros hang around. See fist..

Hard'on

1. A term used by men over the age of 65, describing an erect penis or choad. One may note that whenever "hard'on" is used, ..

Qwoot

1. An expression of insane joy. Ecstasy if you will. Derived from WOOT and typo'd to death, it was adopted. The number of O's ..

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