Groot

What is Groot?

1.

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twatas an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

See swanny, bellend, twat, cunt, wanker, spluh

2.

having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina

lets groot

he's a grooter

3.

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

See agog, nutcase, really, fucking, happy
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