Groot

What is Groot?

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twatas an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

See swanny, bellend, twat, cunt, wanker, spluh

having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina

lets groot

he's a grooter

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

See agog, nutcase, really, fucking, happy

Ifp

1. 1) Ideal Farting Position 2) A position of the body where the emission of flatulance is conducive. 'Don't spread your legs o..

Front-hander

1. Word, list of words, phrase, equation, etc. written on the palm of your hand (front of the hand, as opposed to the back of the hand) in ..

Zipper Job

1. male to female sex-change operation "He/she wanna be Body and soul just don't agree There's an answer, gotta go for a ..

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