What is Gross Country?
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Similar to cross country, but instead of normal people running...it is morbidly obese people running (or at least attempting to). A horrifying and unpopular face melting spectacle.
Congratulations fatty, you are the gross country champion. Look at the trail of vomit behind you!
Random Words:
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When one looks at porn right before bedtime.
Dammit I went to bed last night with a loaded cannon and woke up in a puddle of semen....a..