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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
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When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
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The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or anothe..