Gross Nanners

What is Gross Nanners?


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One who fulfills the role of guardian with love, patience, shmexiness, and flat out awesomeness. The bestest boyfriend in the whole world, according to the Encyclopedia of Randomness. Master spider monkey holder and catcher. A big, mean, protection machine. Wizard of glomps and ninja of ridiculously shmexy bat shags. Preacher of Nannerisms such as ''You can't motorboat a personality''. Worshipper of the almighty french canadian blonde chick who hates Oreos.

''No,he is MY Gross Nanners, you cannot touch him''

''Gross Nanners, can we keep it!?! Please!!!''

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