What is Grosse Pointe?
1.
An affluent community which resides next to the wasteland/urban battlefield known as Detroit. "GP" as it is called by some, is a hotbed for money, teenage marijuana smoking, and a prodigious amount of alcohol thanks to expensive fake id's and lots of money.
Hey, Bob's having people over tonight, let's leave the GP bubble, hit up Cognac Castle, and avoid the fleet of cops on the way back.
2.
A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Detroit where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in grosse pointe....and the kids wonder why the hell do i have to live here.....
I hate grosse pointe.
3.
a city filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.
-"so where do you live"
-"grosse pointe"
-"o cool. wanna hang out"
-"Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"
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4.
A city on the boarderline of detroit with a huge! drug epidemic the kids have so much money and nothing to do so they drink and use drugs, used to be cocaine and ecstasy but now has moved on to heroin and crack.
i'm going to go hang out in grosse pointe and smoke crack and shoot heroin and pop ecstasy and smoke weed and drink alcohol and pop every prescription pill possible and if any other random drug comes along will do that too all at the same time because we just have enough money and enough boredom to do it!
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5.
A place where there are few actual black people, but many wanna-be's.
Samir is not black, he just wants to be.
6.
A place where kids can run off to if they get in trouble in detroit, the rich people will protect them there
Shit ive got three guys tryin to kill me, im goin to Grosse pointe' for a week or two.
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7.
The Farms, The Woods, The Park, AND the City. Where it so important to keep up the appearance of affluence, that an individual will sell their soul to the devil to maintain thier address.
