What is Grot?
1.
the pieces of lint that stick to a man's ball sack.
The grot was making my balls itch.
See
2.
Similar to
Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.
See
3.
Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.
'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'
4.
noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.
British slang.
Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.
"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."
See
5.
One who has muscles like a body-builder/someone who takes steroids, although it can also be used in a sarcastic way.
When seeing an ACTUAL grot: DO NOT say anything incase you get twatted...
Sarcastically: When seeing an obviously un-grotty person..."Check this grot! haha"
See
6.
a small orkish relative, approximately 2-3 feet high, they speak in silly squeaky voices. usually kicked, beaten and trodden on by larger orks. And then eaten.
Ork: GRAGH, YOU STOOPID GROT!
SHURRUP! *kick*
Grot: AIEEE!! Please, no more kicking!
See
7.
Another word for a sweet or sweets used in South Cheshire.
Been to the grot shop mate, got any grots?
See
