What is Grotopotamus?
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a word describing a woman living in groton, ct. usually over weight; if not over weight than stick thin with the figure of a straw, ugly, missing or crooked teeth, disgusting thing. almost always seen at crystal mall trying to snag a sub schooler while her husband is out to sea; if she is single BEWARE shes out to trap a man, use his life savings to buy herself a ring, brainwash into marriage and in a few years divorce for a fresh new submariner.
if you come by any pretty groton navy wives then they must be imported from the west coast!
Hey did you see his wife, shes pretty hot...... Sorry no bro shes a grotopotamus.
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