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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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A stentorian emission of flatulence.
Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?
See fo-sho..
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A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad.
"Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!"
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