What is Grouchy Turtle?
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Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.
So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.
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She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
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hunched over like an ape; gorilla style. skiing term
"He busted that skit with mad gorilla steeze!"
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Extremel..
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The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm
She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in..
